kids quotes

max: strawberries are healthy food. they are 101% goodness.

when my sister asked kate to be the flower girl, she replied: yeah! and maxie can be the ring bear.

one day mike & i were discussing the dangers of max playing outside unsupervised. so i went out to watch him play. as we were coming back inside max said: you go in ahead of me & act sad & tell daddy I got killed. then i’ll come in & surprise him.

kate: i don't want the bunglebee to itch me.

i told max i wanted to play his board game at the table, cause i was too old to sit on the floor & play. max said: you're not old. you still know how to cook.

whenever max orders kate around, kate comes whining to me and says: maxie told me to do.

max: what’s inside that italian dressing that makes me think it’s so good? can you read the ingredients?

kate: the pancakes will get the tummy ache out of my tummy.

max: mom, if you didn’t have me, then you wouldn’t have someone who’s into spongebob squarepants shows.

there is a certain stray cat that sometimes sits at our back door. kate will say: my best friend came back! max said of the cat: he only likes to come here & visit for a minute…on saturdays…i think.

****************************

as i'm writing this, mike says: you're picking max up from school today, cause it's COLD out there.

gee, thanks hon! (guess i shouldn't complain....cause i'm lucky to have a husband that works from the house & can sometimes pick the kids up.)

*****************************

p.s. mike wants everyone to know that he was only kidding. he will endure the bitter cold for me today.